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Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines screenshot
General Information
Title: Pickup Lines
Uploaded on: July 23, 2008
Episode type: Random Video
Characters: Shane
Blonde Dancer
Ned the Nerd
Video Information
Channel: ShaneDawsonTV
Episode No.: 6
Amount of views: 4,379,963
As of: July 17, 2011
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Pickup Lines is a video on ShaneDawsonTV, uploaded on July 23, 2008. In it, Shane tries to impress a blonde woman which ultimately ends up being a man (played by himself).


When Shane takes note of a dancing, blonde woman, he starts dancing to impress her. After a while, the lady turns around, actually being a man. The song played is Body Language by Heidi Montag. Shane seems to wear glasses that another of his characters, Shorty, was wearing in a previous video.

Shane admits that this happened to him more than once - probably six times. He actually created the video to ask his viewers for pickup lines, to impress women on first sight.

Then, several people show up with their pickup lines.

The first guy is probably S-Deezy, however in this video, he is unnamed. Several of his pickup lines include: "Let's play Titanic - when I say iceberg, you go down", "My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?" and "If I was a watermelon, would you spit out my seed?".

Then an

S-Deezy in Pickup Lines

other unnamed guy shows up, which probably is Ned the Nerd. He comes up with pickup lines that have to do with the computer, for example: "I'd love to play on your laptop," "You must be Windows '95, because you've got me so unstable," "Your homepage or mine?" and "You turn my software into hardware."

Shane wants everyone to comment to his video, telling their favorite pickup lines, or else he will be alone for the rest of his life.


  • All situations take place inside Shane's house. This is not due to the video being old, because his oldest video, Hodini's Street Magic, took place at the street. Therefore, the blonde, dancing girl is in fact dancing in front of his wardrobe, which means she somehow entered his house.
  • Just like in Phone Sex, it's unsure whether the girl is just very ugly, or actually should be seen as a man in disguise.